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Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011
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bag dat

Jason: Yo Lucas, see that girl?
Lucas: Ya
Justin: Why don't you bag dat?
by Chollo Chachi March 27, 2011
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Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag
"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2
by Ghost412 July 28, 2011
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Mystery T-Bag

Finding an unknown object and t-bagging it.
Tim: What's that?
David: I don't know
Tim: *T-bags it*
David: MYSTERY T-BAG!!!
by OhMehDamn July 18, 2011
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douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black
by whatever5551 July 21, 2011
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Ice Bag

An Ice Bag is a Meth Head who is also a Douche Bag.
In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.
by kelly1601 July 28, 2011
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Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.
A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.
by EmuleehK July 30, 2011
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