Denzel Washington Syndrome

A syndrome where you give people death stares and feel like a royal badass

Person 1: "Dude I think I have Denzel Washington Syndrome."
Person 2: "Why do you think that?"
Person 1: "Cause I want to fuck some people up."

by GiveMeYourMilk54 March 12, 2015

short timer syndrome

it's a self-concious state that you put yourself in when time is closing in on something special

people have "short timer syndrome" the day before they take a long awaited vacation

by accomplished female December 18, 2011

Dirty Cock Syndrome

When one displays signs of a sore throat, possibly as the result of giving oral pleasure to a man who may be unclean

"Dirty slag! You aint ill, just got a bit of dirty cock syndrome from sucking off the bin man!"

by Joe Richards March 21, 2007

random black syndrome

The condition where an individual (usually white) cannot differentiate between different individuals who are black.

Jamal was confused for Devon because the cracker had random black syndrome.

by Scottie26 May 19, 2008

Cheerleader Syndrome

When every action is seen as wonderful and receives exaggerated praise, regardless of how truly awful it was.
Like at a sports event when the team is losing so bad they just want the game (and their shame) to be over, yet the cheerleaders still (have to) go out and cheer 'yeah Team - you're the best'.
When what should be said is 'You Suck' but instead what's said is 'good job', 'keep at it', ... that's the Cheerleader Syndrome.

Frank: Did you see that? Why are they cheering? Doesn't anyone realize how bad that sucked?

Miles: Yeah, it was awful. Looks like the cheerleader syndrome has taken over.

by South Bill April 24, 2011

Netflix Syndrome

Occurs when an organization changes its business model or key premise without consulting its customer/donor base, taking an extremely successful business model down the tubes.

A certain nonprofit organization is experiencing netflix syndrome. They are jeopardizing their fundraising by alienating multiple demographic groups by discontinuing their funding for low cost mammograms.

by Questioning Corporate Ethics March 4, 2012

Bottom Syndrome

Unlike Down Syndrome which causes a person suffering from it to have below average intelligence amongst other physical flaws, Bottom Syndrome causes a person suffering from it to be as stupid as humanly possible.

Mike: Man, john is just such a retard! does he have down-syndrome?

Richard: Actually, he's too stupid to have Down syndrome, i think he might have Bottom Syndrome.

by Fruitfly April 12, 2012