by Fat ugly man named Sam February 20, 2018

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”
person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”
by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
by yrncudz August 10, 2017

by GoofJacker May 11, 2022

Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better
by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025

by not noah tolly March 21, 2024
