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jack glew

A ugly pedofiel that tickles little kids
Look at that gay pedophiel jack glew
by Fat ugly man named Sam February 20, 2018
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jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”
person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”
by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023
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getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"
by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024
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jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome
by yrncudz August 10, 2017
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jacking my goof

Daimeyon are you fucking jacking my goof?
by GoofJacker May 11, 2022
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Jack LOVES Risk of Rain 2

Code for a truly gay man to let his inner desires roam free through the proverbial "Jack"
Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better
by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025
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Jack Marles Spanish Rizz

his capability to rizz up girls in spanish
damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz
by not noah tolly March 21, 2024
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