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Susan, get my pants 

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
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Susan, get my pants 

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it! 

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

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《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》My《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》 

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《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》 

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《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》