by DitchBaby June 6, 2023
Get the Cunt cakemug. After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the cunt comamug. by Junt February 22, 2020
Get the Fire cuntmug. 
Biggest player in the world, could get any girl he wanted. A dude that's really nasty. Yet somehow finds a way to get bitches on his dick every night of the week. Mob created by Krook Face.
Oh my God thank you Krook Face for letting me join Cunt Destroyers Mob!
If it wasn't for you i won't be apart of Cunt Destroyer Mob.
Thanks for accepting me in the Cunt Destroyer Mob.
The Cunt Destroyer Mob is super based.
If it wasn't for you i won't be apart of Cunt Destroyer Mob.
Thanks for accepting me in the Cunt Destroyer Mob.
The Cunt Destroyer Mob is super based.
by BasedSoulja3993 January 21, 2019
Get the Cunt Destroyer Mobmug. When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.
Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024
Get the Cunt Doublemug. Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
Get the blooming cuntmug.