Dukesie Baby

Dukesie Baby, King of the Dukes. Greatest service dog ever to have served.

Oh Dukesie Baby, you faithful old hound.

by Chuck Wagon 2 December 3, 2010

Necro-Baby

A baby born from the extraction of sperm from a dead man's testes.

A lady from Sydney is wanting to give birth to a Necro-Baby.

My Necro-Baby is sleeps a lot

by Wirey_Squirey August 7, 2011

awkward baby

In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.

- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!

by sirpoopsalot7113 August 22, 2011

ugly baby moment

From the Seinfeld episode in the Hamptons when Elaine first sees her friend's baby in the crib ... her reaction is scrunched face and exclaims, "ewww." Afterwards she tells Jerry she couldn't look, that the baby looks like a pekingese, he saw baby too and says there is too much water in that gene pool, hysterically funny!

Anytime you see someone who is ugly and it really takes you aback you're having an ugly baby moment.

by TrinityBB October 17, 2011

cone baby

A small child with a cone-shaped head that is most often an idiot

OMG you are such a cone baby

by HanaHawaii September 23, 2014

Towel baby

When the male ejaculates in a towel to prevent pregnancy.

James- Screw you dude.
Conner- Shut up you should have been a towel baby.

by ZeR0ig March 12, 2015

Tub Baby

A term for a person born naturally in a bathtub. It can be a derogative term but it most cases it is not so.

"Yo, that person over there looks a little wonky. What's wrong with 'em?"
"Oh I know her! She's a tub baby."
"That makes total sense."

by Zootyscooty October 25, 2016