douche bag

Kenneth Krause

Me: I ate a cupcake
Kenneth Krause: you're fat, i'm a douche bag

by nooneyoullfindout October 5, 2012

bag-colored

A nondescript answer alluding to any real information. Thus avoiding the snitch hat.

"What color was his hair?"
"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"

by chipchip November 20, 2012

skeem bag

A voluptuous women; a hoe.

John: What we doin tonight mike?
Mike: I dont know, lets grab a couple of skeem bags and head to the club.

by Hulk93 December 9, 2012

grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".

by karma k December 20, 2012

bone bag

A word for somebody to skinny you can see his or her bones.
A person without a grain of fat or muscle.

Look at that chick! She's a total bone bag, wouldn't wanna fuck her if she paid me.

by MiraeChaos December 25, 2012

tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'

Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!

by Lawen October 14, 2012

Douche bag

Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.

You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!

by goodgirlsgoforassholes October 18, 2012