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Tee-bag King

1 Someone who is inpossible to tee-bag, a true ben
2 The champion of a game of tee-bag
"I'll shoot you in the fuckin' face and tee-bag your eyes" -Tee-bag king youtube MW2
by Ghost412 July 28, 2011
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Mystery T-Bag

Finding an unknown object and t-bagging it.
Tim: What's that?
David: I don't know
Tim: *T-bags it*
David: MYSTERY T-BAG!!!
by OhMehDamn July 18, 2011
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douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black
by whatever5551 July 21, 2011
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Ice Bag

An Ice Bag is a Meth Head who is also a Douche Bag.
In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.
by kelly1601 July 28, 2011
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Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.
A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.
by EmuleehK July 30, 2011
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Bag the Baglan

Refers to a girl who is bangable but you would have to put a bag over her head to semi-enjoy it
I was dying to hook up with this hot girl the other night, but she left the bar early so I had to bag the baglan instead. Tuffffff
by BDeee August 1, 2011
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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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