TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

Irish Baby Rattle

\I"rish Ba"by Rat"tle\;(proper noun): A home made child's toy, made from an empty beer bottle and a bent bottle cap that is placed inside the bottle producing the desired rattle effect.

I was baby sitting my brother's infant son, and I didn't have any toys for him to play with so I made him an Irish Baby Rattle from an empty beer bottle.

by 00Mancandy April 5, 2011

baby jesus and his adopted sisters

Something you say which is a modern form of crimey, gosh, yikes, and all those other famous five type words lol.
When I first met my mate Rich he said to me "Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters" what have I let myself in for getting to know you lol, or cerrrrrrrazy!
and I thought your propa posh right? lol, but hes a laugh!!!

A:"Is it safe to cross the woods at night without little Timmy the dog?"
B:"i duno George?"
A: Baby Jesus and his adopted sisters did you hear that noise in the bushes? these woods aint safe!"

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

my sweet lil baby boy 💕

My sweet lil baby boy. His name is Andrew. His last name? I’m not telling. I hope it’s my last name one day tho. I actually couldn’t ever ask for anyone better.I’m so in love with him now and I just fall more in love with him every day. He doesn’t even know his worth and he doesn’t even realize how much he means to me or anyone else. All I can say is he’s worth so much more than what he says he is. I’ve never met someone so sweet and funny and handsome and loving in my life. I tell him every day but somehow he still forgets. Andrew. I love you. Be my sweet lil baby boy for the rest of my life. Be with me forever my love. We’ve had some ups and downs and I feel like we’ve had our fair share of downs and through it all is still choose you. Every day. And I will. Everyday. As long as I’m here. Remember how special you are and how much you mean to me always, okay? I’m so thankful that you walked into my life when you did bec idk if I’d be here rn with you if you didn’t. You didn’t just heal what’s broken inside of me. You fixed me. You fixed my heart. You showed me that I am worthy of love and that I should be cared for. You’ve done more for me than you even know baby. Again. I love you so much. ❤️

I love you so much my sweet lil baby boy 💕

A+B <3

by I luv u July 15, 2023

when i met you last night baby

The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"

When I met you last night baby

before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD

by Doc Andre December 3, 2009

Honest baby, I won't come in your mouth

The number one lie that every guy has said.

Of course I respect you and will love you in the morning. So come on, honest baby, I won't come in your mouth.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

whats up baby take me out to dinner

Joe Biden

“What do you want to tell joe Biden right now” whats up baby take me out to dinner😫

by Ayooooooooooo December 21, 2021