deez nutz

A joke

something cam in the mail today

What
Deez nutz ha got seem hahaha

by callmechamp April 22, 2015

monkey nuts

monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*

by mi nevets March 5, 2007

nutter butter

A light skinned person of brown skinned heritage. They're "nutter butters" because they're brown on the inside, but cracker on the outside.

My secretary is Hispanic, but she's a nutter butter.

by Evelyn Gray December 11, 2009

Nutting

The act of not wearing underwear.

I was nutting around out side

by Blahh666 March 14, 2012

deez nuts

a wonderful and insightful term used to annoy, trick, and entertain others. Usually used following questions such as what? and who?

1: what you talkin about?
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS


1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?


1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!

by Mike and Franny May 4, 2003

nuts all in ya face

to teabag, literally meaning to have nuts setting on your face

Bitch, you better watch your mouth before I put my nuts all in ya face.

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

nutsacking

At night time, a car full of people park infront of a house. The driver proceeds to lay on the horn until a light is observed to be turn on in said house. The driver then counts to 3 then everyone in the car yells 'NUTSACK' as loud as they can. Then driver drives the group off to repeat this action again. Can be done to same house multiple times or even random people walking down the street.

"Hey man, we are getting some guys together to go NUTSACKING later. Its going to be hilarious. You interested?"

by project_satan661 April 16, 2009