Doublebubbled

When the uterus and stomach are both simultaneously filled with light, chi, and cum causing a consciousness expansion in both sacral and crown chakras. Only possible in the metaphysical...for now

Amys belly got doublebubbled back to the stoneage so hard it looked like a Mario pill

by Jvelez1701 December 11, 2023

doubleknit

A mediocre civil servant, or bureaucrat, with an inflated perception of their own worth and fashion sense.

The term originated from their poor taste in professional attire.

I was waiting at the DMV for hours and finally this doubleknit told me: "come back tomorrow with updated forms"

by Clause42069 December 18, 2023

Doubledone

To become aware of utter defeat and uselessness

As the Cardiff hoolies tried to swim away they realised they had been “doubledone” and would have fared better in Barrymore’s swimming pool

by Maggie T April 3, 2024

DoubleDown [2v2 Competition]

When a team wins a 2v2 competitive game

Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.

DoubleDown 2v2 Competition: After Jordan & Joe beat Mark & Tony in cornhole, Jordan yells to Joe, "Looks like we have another DoubleDown! Who's Next?!"

by JP_187 May 2, 2024

Doublethinking

The Orwellian capacity, often enforced by a group or regime, to hold two contradictory beliefs simultaneously and accept both, especially as a result of political indoctreration. The group learns to consciously engage in intellectual dishonesty to remain loyal, accepting that "war is peace," "freedom is slavery," and that the party's latest doctrine has always been true, even if it directly contradicts yesterday's truth. It is groupthink weaponized to break individual reasoning.

Example: In a totalitarian state, citizens practice Doublethinking by genuinely celebrating both the leader's supreme, infallible genius and the constant purges of his closest advisers for "treasonous errors." The group norm requires accepting that the leader could never make a mistake, and that the disgraced advisers were always flawed, without perceiving the contradiction.

by Dumuabzu February 5, 2026

doubledangdiddleydong

A huge double headed dildo no less than 34.5 inches long and a girth of somewhere between that of an 8.4oz Red Bull can and a typical 12oz soda/beer can.

Person 1: Man, I came home last night and caught Amber & Jennifer naked and playing with each other...it was KWAYYYZEE!
Person 2: PLEASE tell me they made the doubledangdiddleydong disappear!
Person 1: Ohhh hellz yeah.

by SweetSugarBalls December 6, 2024

Doublebleed

A double bleed, when someone is bleeding (externally) from two places.

Is that guy okay? He's experiencing a doublebleed!

by manoftheweirdwords March 20, 2025