Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.

"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"

by Merx Of Herl February 16, 2025

I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

The Like Slap

When you comment on someone's post and they like your comment to end a possible awkward situation.

Ex. of The Like Slap:

Julian: *types status update* Had a good time tonight!

Maria: *types comment* I know man, especially when you made out with my sister! LOL

Julian: *Like Slaps*

by SprawlII February 18, 2011

I know like hell

When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!

“Where did she put my shoes?”

“She wore them to work”

“I know like hell she didn’t”

by Williwonkaaaaa February 8, 2022

Fly Like A Butterfly In The Sky

When a person is running around like a butterfly whilst saying, "So cold!"

You: Your Fly Like A Butterfly In The Sky!
You: ????

by Josh Roberts 343 August 22, 2023