A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.
by Tony the Finn December 2, 2013
Get the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relishmug. At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
by Shatrabel June 16, 2010
Get the Brown dog scratching at my doormug. One really-really happy person.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.
by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010
Get the Happier than a dog with two dicksmug. Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.
Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".
by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 26, 2009
Get the I'm gonna kick my dogmug. A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"
Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!
by Hennas February 11, 2017
Get the I believe that the hot dogs go onmug. "Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
by curly b April 6, 2006
Get the Two bags of hammered dog shitmug. by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019
Get the Spider-Man Kiss your dogmug.