Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

Happier than a dog with two dicks

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.

That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010

I'm gonna kick my dog

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.

Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".

by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 26, 2009

I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

by Hennas February 11, 2017

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019

You're The Man Now Dog

hahahhahha it arises from a joke. A Dog wants to be a man. he wants to get a complete make over.after he the operation the doctor says "You are the man now dog".(Continued story : The dog i mean the man now goes to the street .There he sees a cat. He chases the cat. ). The Phrase Linguistically is related to old habits never die.
just a sarcastic Phrase.

hey look at wise guy,hey,"You're The Man Now Dog".
when will you start thinking,You're The Man Now Dog.
That drunken bitch,You're The Man Now Dog.
hahahahhahahahahahaha still the same You're The Man Now Dog
You're The Man Now Dog You're The Man Now Dog You're The Man Now Dog

by dudecool August 30, 2006