Time gnomes

Little assholes who steal/misplace you belongings

The time gnomes put my phone in a can on paint when I wasn’t looking

by Albedo February 4, 2021

Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.

Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.

by 0n10n October 27, 2023