You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

Lick caviar off my balls day

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12

Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls

by danny.swish March 10, 2020

Snap my foot off in your ass

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time

If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass

by kolakommando May 6, 2018

@echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32

@echo off = hides the command output
del = deletes
C:\windows\system32 = The very core of the Windows OS. Without it windows will not work
.bat file = will run the code as if it was typed into the command prompt
saving as all files = will affect every file in the system32 folder

So yeah... don’t run that on your Windows computer or you’re fucked.

My friend got tricked into running “ @echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32” on his computer. He’s still pissed.

by nlolhere July 15, 2020

dropping engine parts off at the shop

to take a dump, deficate, pinch a loaf.

Amrit was dropping engine parts off at the shop, when he saw Senator Craig.

by wildedetective September 25, 2007

get off my lawn

a general statement
it means whatever you wish it to mean
Yes, yes even cheese is good.

Get off my lawn!

by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

by nimphoboy May 17, 2006