Cock in my mouth

Cocky

My mom sayd that there is a cock in my mouth.

by My ass hole itches March 14, 2019

Oh my cock

Like "oh my god", only with cock.

Did you see that hottie? I was like " oh my cock!"

by Doc184 July 11, 2010

Chuck norris cock

A cock that resembles the performance of a Chuck Norris action movie; a beastly cock.

1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.

2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock

by ChuckNorrisCOCK May 20, 2010

gargle-on-my-cock

She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.

(Betsy) That's huge!!!

(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.

by betsy got nice bongos December 4, 2009

Cock Mood Ring

A cock ring that reveals your mood

Deep blue, thats means love-able according to my cock mood ring.

by Eddie to the O April 25, 2011

cock kneading nympho

A chick that is always asking for your cock, she never stops..all she wants to do involves your penis .. she plays with your cock as you sleep, kneading it into a woody.
cock kneading nymphos are never satisfied no matter how much you fuck her;

he awoke abruptly with her hand gripping his hard cock and thought to himself that cock kneading nympho is doing it again.. even after I oogla googla googla moo , she still wants to have big dick , fuck all day !
(i.e. oogla googla googla gee)

by StephsToyz June 24, 2010

golden cock syndrome

What guys have when they just got laid. They become unmotivated to work on new girls and are more likely to stay home than hang out with the guys.

1. Steve's had golden cock syndrome ever since he started banging that model. He never comes out anymore.

2. I finally got Jen in bed last night. My cock is a little golden right now so I think I'm going home after this Miller Lite.

by zen22 July 8, 2010