National Pookie day

This day is when you take your Pookie out for special events such as a gym date, dinner, or a movie, shit why not all 3

Friend1: did you know today is national Pookie day

Friend 2:really where are you taking me

by Bigboyrich February 22, 2024

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National Send dickpic day

Happens every 1 day of the month. it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough

National Send dickpic day means taking a picture of your dick and sends it to someone.

by SmellyCatsTastesWet June 1, 2018

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National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)

-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

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National booty/thigh pic day

On December 13th. Your special someone is obligated to send a booty/thigh pic.

You wanna send

I might

Good because its December 13th:
National booty/thigh pic day.

You are obligated

okay then

by Segregated Rooster December 12, 2021

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national sorbet day is celebrated on the second day of september, aka no simp september, this day is for my friends birthday, known as sorbet. HEADASS CAN SIMP THIS MONTH BECAUSE ITS HIS BDAY. NOT BASED 😒

"HAVE YOU HEARD OF NATIONAL SORBET DAY I HEARD THEYRE CELEBRATING THE BDAY OF A HOT MAN"
"YES ITS MY BDAY IM THE HOT MAN"

by theheadassblank September 1, 2021

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