cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

Fat Jacked

Yes it is

Daniel is not fat jacked. He should hit the gym.

by cathiewails September 20, 2021

Jack Banigan

The CEO of running trains on Ella Canino

"Who's the CEO of running trains?"

"Oh that's Jack Banigan ofcourse!"

by Gdddddd March 18, 2024

Jack & Amy Lightfoot

A couple that showed everyone else what living life truly could mean. That love could keep us alive and once in awhile a cool change IS for the better. That there is a once in a lifetime Lady for one long haired hippy boy up on Cripple Creek.

Damn that couple could be as happy as Jack & Amy Lightfoot one day.

by The daughter of Jack & Amy ... January 16, 2023

jack-o-ween

The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!

The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?

Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!

by Armpit Butter October 20, 2021

Jack n cig

Where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post-orgasm smoking feels amazing.

Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow

Mark: Damn bro

Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.

by markissooocool December 17, 2011

Jack Kelly

A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-

Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!

Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025