Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard

Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard

by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024

O'Connell 'High' school

One of the most Ghetto schools you can go to whilst still being extremely prestigious ranking top 100 of the best Catholic Schools in America out of over 1000. Ironically it has some of the most retarded people you will ever meet in your life. Every once in a while you will meet someone who has an IQ literally over fucking 200 and has a 5 GPA. It has one of the country's best high school basketball teams yet has the worst football and lax team imaginable. The amount of fake nazis you will encounter is insane, yet this school has some of the best diversity on the east coast. ⚠️ BE WARNED ⛔️ THERE ARE NO BAD BITHCES AT THIS SCHOOL. zero. nein. zip. Even when you find a mildly attractive girl, they will hop from homie to homie, ain't None of these bitches loyal. So many people call it O'Connell "High" school because 1 out of three people are either geeked out of their mind or have 3 zyns in at once. It is rare to find someone who won't try and sell you fentanyl or a pack of tweas (twisted teas). There are almost six known arms dealers in this school that could provide you with any gun imaginable for pretty cheap. The building is extremely ghetto and a health violation. There is also a rare chance you will see someone snorting cocaine off of toilet paper in the lockerroom toilets. last thing, there ain't even any bad bitches that go here to make any of this worth it.

Guy 1 - yo what school do you go to?
Guy 2 - O'Connell 'High' school.

Guy 1 - damn, I'm so sorry I didn't kno.
Guy 2 - its okay bro I found some free fent on the ground earlier, wunna go do ts?
Guy 1 - yurrrrrr

by Private School Patroller May 14, 2024

lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.

the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant

by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024

Cardinal Gibbons High School

Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.

“So your hookup count is 45?”
“Oh you go to Cardinal Gibbons High School”

by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024

Marsden High School

An "education" facility on the border of Western Sydney severely failing at its core purpose notable for its lacklustre care for school facilities. The bathrooms are covered in feces with several toilet stalls missing doors, extensive graffiti is found here and various satirical pieces of the school principal "lance berry" sucking the cock of various Lebanese youths.
Typically staff show little care to students except in rare cases which usually relate to female teachers preying on students in a predatory fashion. The school is well known for its low socioeconomic status within students causing a visible youth culture celebrating drug use is present and students can be seen intoxicated on school grounds much to the dismay of authority figures, for these reasons drug dealing is a feasible source of income for many students coming from the poorer surrounding suburbs and is essential to afford the raising prices for staple canteen products such as chicken burgers.
An extraordinary example is the student Rhabi El-sage graduating from both marsden high school and criminology simultaneously and racking up (pun intended) felony charges relating to half a million dollars worth of cocaine found in the back of his XR6, a fact known by a quick google search.
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“ Ahhh marsden high school... the only place where you can get your sanity, virginity and car stolen”

by Anti-zionistwarrior88 May 31, 2024

Northeast junior high school

Northeast is just filled with bitches who think they know it all and are fake as fuck and that are so desperate that they date the weird kid in the back.

Hey did you hear about Northeast junior high school?
Yeah I heard it’s filled with dumb white bitches

by Nickiminajisthequeenofrap pur November 21, 2021

Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry

Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟

by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021