getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
Get the black mesa blowjobmug. by Licklick333 February 25, 2018
Get the black chanchamug. by lil_shagger April 15, 2019
Get the Black Holemug. 1.A Man Of Uber Blackness.
2.The Blackest of Negroes but usually acts as they are white instead of black trash.
3.Has the Largest of Black Cocks.
2.The Blackest of Negroes but usually acts as they are white instead of black trash.
3.Has the Largest of Black Cocks.
Jenny: Look at that Mega Black Man over there.
Sandra: Oh, I didn't even See Him.
Jenny: Yeah, because he's mega black you klutz.
Sandra: Oh my, i think i see what you are talking about...
Sandra: Oh, I didn't even See Him.
Jenny: Yeah, because he's mega black you klutz.
Sandra: Oh my, i think i see what you are talking about...
by MEGA BLACK April 6, 2017
Get the mega blackmug. by obeast jhonny August 27, 2023
Get the big black nigga boymug. The answer is Cops.
by TacoDark March 21, 2025
Get the who do black people get shot bymug. SOME SPOOKY SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT UNLESS U WHITE The KKK lives here it's been confirmed September 8, 2017 9:36pm JBCN
by cecangelina April 19, 2018
Get the black star canyonmug.