Sex Offender

Every senior at ACHS, haha whip nae ya yeet 😈

Senior: sup baby

Freshman: have my kids

Senior: what’s a sex offender? haha lol

by maybe thicc nick???? February 16, 2019

sex walled

(verb) the act of having sex against marble Roman ruins or any other act of pleasured penetration against a wall, in public in Europe

Bonus- on the Stairs penetration with participation of a United States Marine

Last night was one for the books, i got sex walled in rome, italy while studying abroad.

by Ellen Anderson March 16, 2008

Tex-sex

Similar to having phone sex; but instead of talking hot dirty sex to your significant other you actually are “texting” steamy hot dirt talk to your significant other

... Jane have you ever tried tex-sex with Jerry? Mike and I tex-sex for the first time last night-we really got into it!

by hot4sex July 3, 2009

nostril sex

it's where, fucking, you rest your ballocks on spidey's momses nose right? and she's all looking at you with wide eyes, cause her oxygen (not her favorite tv channel) is getting cut off.

nostril sex == spidey's mom + anyone with a johnson

by nodemeister September 22, 2008

COG Sex

n. (cog-sex) The unhappy, mostly disgusting, simply distasteful aspect of sex. After engaging in COG Sex, one will feel the onset of a feeling of both anger and disgust. Each person who partakes in COG Sex looks at the others around him or her uncomfortably and awkwardly. One decides, and is determined to, never again partake in COG Sex, but sadly finds themselves in the same situation once again the next day. Also, a feeling of nausea is not uncommon. Sometimes vomiting or diarrhea may occur.

Primarily used by students of Gonzaga University in Spokane, WA.

"Uhhh man I feel sick..."
"What did you do? You eat something bad?"
"Naw... it must have been the COG sex last night."

by Hiro Schneider December 9, 2008

sex it up

cum

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

senior sex

When a divorced Grampa decides to get a new girlfriend, they have sex, make babies and that is what we call SENIOR sex.

While doing that, the play football. A.K.A. 69.

Wow, that 20 year old girl geek is having senior sex!

by jobias and aaron September 1, 2006