bag fumblage

the noun version of the verb 'to fumble the bag'

that guy's dick was right there you coulda had it. major bag fumblage if ive seen it

by faggotyies February 20, 2024

Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016

bag of trash on your doorstep

Someone is telling you that you are trash!

Why did someone let a bag of trash on your doorstep? Because you're trash!
Someone is telling you that you are trash!

by tdoodlethenoodle January 21, 2023

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

pirate bag

When you simply tea bag a pirate.

Let's pirate bag this bitch.

by Germy Bullfrog November 16, 2010

brown paper bag special

When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head

Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special

by Roberto binoski August 29, 2017

tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'

Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!

by Lawen October 14, 2012