As American as Hot Dogs and Hip Hop

Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.

Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit.
Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya.
Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started.
Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya!
Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.

by PDXJohnny99 May 1, 2013

a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.

Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂

by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again

by BigBigFuck May 29, 2018

like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob

...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...

by barn March 9, 2005

you're the man now dog

The most fucking annoying thing on the planet.

You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog You're the man now dog

by Rake yohn March 9, 2004

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

by Damion69 November 1, 2010

dog with 2 dicks

A smug man or a man that has a beautifull girlfriend

Since he pulled that model he's like a dog with 2 dicks!

by Thibor November 8, 2006