One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.

Ashley the virgin is a cunt calzone.

by Gigi820 June 30, 2021

Cumwater cunt

Especially guttural and foul person.

Those cumwater cunts are stepping into business that isn’t theirs.

by 5757bagodicks March 30, 2022

country cunt

Country cunt- Spits dip plays baseball is white as sperm, and fucks Their cousin and hates all the other races....typically drives trucks and thinks their better than everyone eles

I hate those country cunts

by Thebuttercup220 February 15, 2018

Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.

Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.

by Figgledorf the Clown November 21, 2016

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy

I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”

by Froghead123 May 21, 2021