oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010

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I could of had nine babies

A term used when a woman comments on how long since she has menstruated.

Yo I could of had nine babies since then!!!!

by aodhl April 17, 2008

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I just had a brown baby boy

When you take a duke and the poop is so large that it looks like you had a baby boy

Abby: OOps i just had a brown baby boy

by Abby HEielma June 2, 2003

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lemme get yo numba baby!!!

isa's famous pick up lines that always work

hey baby i was sport you from across the room and you a fly girl i like yo style so awwww LEMME GET YO NUMBA BABY!!!!!!

by CRAVEN MORHED February 10, 2003

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What it do baby boo?

Snoop Dogg’s opening line in The Pussycat Dolls’ song “Buttons” featuring snoopy.

It basically means ‘what can that ass do?’, but in an iconic snoop dogg-way

Snoop guy: ‘Damn, what a nice ass you got. What it do baby boo?’
Girl w/ nice ass: ‘A lot. Jump on that di*k for starters.’

by snappingsnoop May 4, 2019

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