Spud Monkey

A racial slur used to insult people of Irish descent.

That ginger Spud Monkey is drinking the pub dry.

by HazmatTechni-10 December 10, 2025

Greedy Monkey

A greedy monkey is when one participant cums on a banana, and the "greedy monkey" eats the cum off the banana then chews on the banana and spits it out without removing the banana peel

For this dare, I played a greedy monkey on him

by TheCoffee December 17, 2025

monkey language

the language that has the least letters (a, e, i, o, u), very understandable, and a e uu I oi oi e e e :3

Me: ai

Friend: oi ai ai ai

Me: ai e e o u I a oi oi oi oi e e a u

Kid: what the hell are y'all doing?
Friend: we come from the planet alien and we speak the native monkey language
Me: and we are hungry for your grandma..

Kid: oh shit

Me and Friend: 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by school_chromebook_user December 22, 2025

Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey

Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021

Moto monkey

The term Moto monkey is used when a doos is acting like a poes.if someone calls u Moto monkey Moto monkey then go fuck yourself

C'mon doos,your acting like Moto monkey

by your local Dom naai June 25, 2021

monkey

monkey

monkey see monkey do

by Itz ya boi fish100500 July 2, 2021

monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.

Damn rea is so Monkey-brained

by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021