Jack

Jack is a funny, caring, and loyal. He is the jokester among a group. But don't underestimate him! He presents himself as an easygoing person, however, he does very well when he puts his mind to it. He is easily lost in thought. Although he speaks a lot, he keeps his biggest troubles guarded, using humor as a shield. Even though he is very energetic, Jack does get tired sometimes and drifts away for a bit. He values friendship and loyalty. One of his pet peeves is lying. Although their being on time is not their strongest trait

Cherish the Jack's in your life!

When is Jack going to be here.
I can't keep a straight face when Jack is around!

by LuneSkipper December 2, 2022

Jack

A lit friend and the reason I’m hanging on right now from something personal and a fucking legend

Jacks a fucking god

by matthewsagaycunt January 5, 2019

Jack Munro

Jacky Munro, the affiliate with Meru the Succubus. Sorcerer of cum, and an absolute little homosexual who slurps on mcdonalds sprite at 4:13am. Jack loves the great taste of punctured pussy and is a dick wielder with his 9 metre shlongh.

Jack Munro is a fucking demi god

by Demetrius Demarcus Barthomelew August 15, 2023

Jack godwin

Fancies Skye groves so much he’ll shag her

Jack Godwin went to her house to get it

by She fit November 17, 2021

Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024