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Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.
Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why
by Cinnamon_Girl đź–¤ October 21, 2021
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urban corner

Urban corner is a online store where you can buy urban streetwear that fits men, women and kids. You can find t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, hooded blankets, and more. You can follow this link if you want to get on the website urban-corner.com
urban corner is a awesome website urban-corner.com
by urban-corner.com August 12, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

The people's dictionary, or just Wikipedia sexualized. If you are dumb, its the very website that you're on now.
Mom: What are you doing?
Kid: I'm on Urban Dictionary.

Mom: I'm not proud of you.
by THEFLESHGUY February 1, 2021
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Urban Dick

(noun) Someone who primarily posts sexual slang on Urban Dictionary.
“Are you an Urban Dick?”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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urban distancing

To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.

Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"

expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.

If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.
He is urban distancing him again.

"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"
by princess2020 May 25, 2020
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Urban

Urban pretty much means black. Come on now you really didn't think this was just called the Urban dictionary for no specific reason. It's supposed to be black people's definition of things, if you ain't black. Get woke.
"You're in charge of the Urban division"- Blackish
by BLM365 December 4, 2020
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urbanized

Ones innovative character that is uniquely expressed in a culture that is not the “norm”.
The millennial generation’s fashion sense is very “urbanized” and fast paced in comparison to the fashion sense of the baby boomer generation.
by Ladi Blu February 28, 2021
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