dick rickets

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :
Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."
Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :
"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

by Erik Shunn September 4, 2007

Dirty Dick

Someone who, usually a guy who has sex with a girl who preys on guys, unbeknown to his knowledge that she is a whore.

She usually preys on freshmen or guys that are unaware of her fame.

The guy in particular is cursed for life of the name of Dirty Dick for the unknown amount of STD's contracted.

Dude 1: I had an awesome time with Tiffany last nite.
Dude 2: Don't you know, she preys on guys like us.
Dude 1: Oh shit...
Dude 2: Dude, you gotta dirty dick.

by Prophet of Salvation March 9, 2009

Ass dick

People that are bigger jerks then dick but not big enough to be asshole

A: damn Richard just kicked me in the chin
B: yah he is ass dick

by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015

dick expert

Micah Chong

I like, know this guy that is a dick expert.

by fuzzy wuzzy August 25, 2003

Lizard dick

A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.

Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.

by AlexWilson October 27, 2009

dick whippers

a man who sits on chatroulette or omegle totally naked so when you connect to them, all you see is them jacking off. or they just ask you to show your boobs, and when you say no they disconnect.

"hey, do you wanna go on chatroulette with me?"

"noo..i'm over that. i hate the dick whippers!"

by jmoneeeeeeyzz. May 8, 2010

Dick Hog

Pertaining to using too much hard drive or disc space on a computer. The first usage of this phrase was mistakenly typed "I can be such a dick hog." The 'C' was mistakenly typed instead of an 'S.'

"I am such a dick hog. I mean, disc hog."

"You're such a disc hog dude."

"Sup disc hog?" "Man. you're never going to let that down are you, disc hog?"

by whoisgringo August 19, 2007