Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

by The tiler January 30, 2019

Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017

nut november

If u masturbate in november.

Hei dude, i mastered NUT NOVEMBER.

by Its Nut november boiiis November 11, 2018

Shut your nuts

Putting your balls in a nutcracker

Connor, Richie, and John: Avie your ugly
Avie: shut your nuts

by Avielicious December 3, 2019

nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023

Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!

Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.

by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023

Rev the Nuts Off

To race an engine, usually out of gear, to speeds at or past the rev limiter, making the engine emit a dramatic cacophony of high RPMs, exhaust noise and parts rattling from the vibration of the engine being put to it's limits.

To run the engine at such high speeds that the vibration risks the engine coming apart catastrophically.

To race an engine to the point where the vibration loosens the nuts and bolts holding the engine together.

To push something to it's breaking point, or past it's safe working limits.

Jake revved the nuts off his subaru WRX until he threw a rod.

Samantha was so displeased at being cut off that she revved the nuts off her hayabusa at the next red light, while glaring at the driver that cut her off.

Did Tom rev the nuts off of my car when he borrowed it yesterday? Because it isn't running right anymore.

by Semi-Lucent April 15, 2020