deez nuts

something your mom sucked on last night

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!

by anonymous August 7, 2022

The Nut Sauce™️

A clip of a Joe Rogan YouTube Poop video where Alex Jones says at 1:08 “The Nut Sauce”

Joe Rogan: Are you saying I’m a homosexual?
Alex Jones: Yes I am
JR: How do you know this is true?
AJ: The Nut Sauce™️

by Gay fart September 26, 2020

nuts

hairy sussy dog balls thet get you hella hard for no reason but you use them to clap mad cheeks

Holy shit wtf are my nuts hard

by sussy baka dog balls March 15, 2022

large nut sunday

It's a large ice cream Sunday but the ice cream is semen frosted down to the same texture as Ice cream.

I eat large nut Sunday's after tea every second night and it tastes really good

by Mr bean man July 10, 2018

Flarper Nut

Something one would say when their parents are around.

*dies in epic game of fall guys* YOU MOTHER FLARPER NUT

by hey,nice_RoOsTer September 2, 2020

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

No Nut November

Only rule is not to nut over the course of November. Wet dreams count. No nutting!

Hey did you hear Trey had a wet dream, hes out of No Nut November

by Supahotfirea November 24, 2019