n. A personality characteristic found in males that leads them to:
1. Cockily initiate pursue of a confident damsel lacking distress.
2. Tends to display womanizing qualities
3. Is known to be intimated by said damsel, resulting in an internal conflict between attraction and intimidation.
3. Endures failed attempts at attempting to act like a nice guy; as said damsel lacking distress is extremely cognizant of his indiscretions and intentions.
Examples:Han Solo, Gaston, James Bond, Gatsby, Tony Stark (Iron Man)
1. Cockily initiate pursue of a confident damsel lacking distress.
2. Tends to display womanizing qualities
3. Is known to be intimated by said damsel, resulting in an internal conflict between attraction and intimidation.
3. Endures failed attempts at attempting to act like a nice guy; as said damsel lacking distress is extremely cognizant of his indiscretions and intentions.
Examples:Han Solo, Gaston, James Bond, Gatsby, Tony Stark (Iron Man)
Han Solo then said, "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, princess." It seems to me like he has Dark Knight Syndrome.
by JP Morgan July 1, 2014
Get the Dark Knight Syndrome mug.A malady generally affecting males in which they blame being overly emotional on being a super hero. The cause for this dilusion generally arises from an inferiority complex to those closest to them. Another, but less frequest cause, is when a person with an angry temperment attempts to feel happy. The happiness is such a foreign feeling that the subject goes on an emotional rollercoaster and blames the new emotions on being a super hero.
Dart: I'm happy today . . . Now I'm really mad . . . why is everyone trying to make me unhappy . . . Life is AWESOME . . . I'm going to cut myself . . . Life is like a golden meadow in the morning . . . crying . . . I'm moody because I have Male Hormose Syndrom, something every superhero goes through once a decade.
by coco March 7, 2008
Get the Male Hormose Syndrom mug.Everytime you go somewhere new, you act like you got 9th Grade Syndrome or something .
•Wnen someone is to nervous to do or say something.
•When some someone is not even smart on a basic level.
•A basic punk
•A person who say inappropriate things or things at the wrong time
•A lame person with 3 or less people
•Wnen someone is to nervous to do or say something.
•When some someone is not even smart on a basic level.
•A basic punk
•A person who say inappropriate things or things at the wrong time
•A lame person with 3 or less people
by Father Tezz May 25, 2018
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Get the kentucky fried syndrome mug.1)A condition that can afflict a men after a period of unintentional abstainence.
Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.
Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.
1)Peter:"I had a case of prodigal penis syndrome last nite"
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."
by Alzo April 26, 2009
Get the Prodigal Penis Syndrome mug.When one or both partners in a committed relationship become aroused during discussions regarding engagement or matrimony; arousal will occur despite a lack of sexual advances on either part.
Caitlin: "It was the strangest thing...Brian and I were talking about getting engaged the other day, and all of a sudden he had a raging hard on."
Carole: "Uhh, yeah. That's because he has a bad case of Ball and Chain Syndrome."
Carole: "Uhh, yeah. That's because he has a bad case of Ball and Chain Syndrome."
by C.P.Q. October 10, 2009
Get the Ball and Chain Syndrome mug.A mental illness that usually appears in pre-adolescent boys who have not yet developed musical tastes, after they have first played Guitar Hero. Symptoms include the notion that they can play guitar (even though most have never actually seen a real guitar), only listening to songs from Guitar Hero, not knowing the history or even the names of the band members of the bands those songs are from, lumping all of Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Alternative, Punk, etc...into just "Rock" (and not knowing what any of the genres are in the first place), and the belief that they will gain enlightenment/go to heaven/become operating Thetans/whatever if they can play "Through The Fire And The Flames" on Expert.
Remedies may include forcing the subject to go and listen to music not included in Guitar Hero, and for the love of god, keep them away from DJ Hero.
Remedies may include forcing the subject to go and listen to music not included in Guitar Hero, and for the love of god, keep them away from DJ Hero.
13 Year Old: (Listening to Jimi Hendrix)
Older Brother: "Oh, I didn't know you liked Classic Rock."
13 Year Old: "What's Classic Rock?"
Older Brother: ...
13 Year Old: "Well, Jimi Hendrix is a pretty good band, anyway..."
Older Brother: (Facepalm)
Older Brother: (Later) I think my brother suffers from Guitar Hero Syndrome.
Paul: Sucks man.
Older Brother: "Oh, I didn't know you liked Classic Rock."
13 Year Old: "What's Classic Rock?"
Older Brother: ...
13 Year Old: "Well, Jimi Hendrix is a pretty good band, anyway..."
Older Brother: (Facepalm)
Older Brother: (Later) I think my brother suffers from Guitar Hero Syndrome.
Paul: Sucks man.
by gmarx April 29, 2011
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