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Cattle cunts

A group of girls acting like followers. Girls with no originality.
Jen: let's take this party outside!
Jane and friends: not with mosquitos..." Girls of the flock wait for guidance sourly.
Jen: Fuck these cattle cunts, let them graze in the back!
by bunyfurr August 16, 2019
mugGet the Cattle cuntsmug.

Cunt

Someone who is a massive annoyance in your life.
by Oobermann February 16, 2021
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Fat cunt

A person who is extremely round, possibly pear shaped, has their own orbit and not very nice to be around.
Luis Fuente is such a fat cunt. He also has a face back
by the godfather 1 June 17, 2020
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Cunt

When you say something is "cunt," you are saying that it is divinely and fabulously feminine. Women and the LGBTQ+ community are taking this word back and reclaiming it under a positive light. Cunt can be used to express a very high form of praise and can also describe a person if they look exquisitely feminine; I.E. "You look so cunty!" You can also "serve cunt," etc.........
That's SOOOOO CUNT!
by J poop November 8, 2022
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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
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Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
by GagsMan December 30, 2018
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Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.
Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.
by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016
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