Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible

*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*

by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017

Bust a nut

To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.

Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer

by Yeet_the_boomer October 20, 2019

draggin my nuts

the act of telling someone they'll be there at one time and constantly saying (blank) more minutes as to keep you waiting for no reason usually applies to drug dealers when there supposed to be delivering your shit

yo this nigga said hed be here at 5 and its 6 and now hes saying 15 more minutes nigga better stop draggin my nuts mannnn bout to go cop from someone else

by VV_VV November 30, 2023

deez nuts

taste nice and smell nice

I play with deez nuts, do you?

by sussybaka42069eedeeznuts April 4, 2022

Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.

I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

Ombo Nuts

a more extreme adjective form of the word ombo

Your father has overdosed on crystal meth and he became involved in an accident at the sausage factory, he didn't receive help until 4 weeks after the incident, so there wasn't much we could do. it looks like he's fucking ombo nuts

by Sunshin3 May 24, 2010