You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Crazy nut

You nut and somehow goes everywhere

Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky

by PornhubMan123 January 22, 2021

what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.

Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.

by buck.nasty December 22, 2020

cinnilla nut

milkshake flavor made at sheetz when you mix cinnimon hazelnut in a vanilla milkshake

take 2 creamers of cinnimon hazel nut
mix into 1 vanilla milkshake
put into machine
after it done consume

cinnilla nut milkshake
Try it pussy

by Masta Dragon Red January 19, 2006

Deez nuts

A commonly used abbreviation used in contemporary society (mainly by members of the Gen-Z generation), to describe a man's genitalia (a male's sexual organ)

Put deez nuts in your mouth

by deutsch Adolf October 4, 2022

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022