what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024

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Plumb Cunt

When someone makes a monumental stupid choice and it effects the outcome of the whole situation.

“Paint the wall Red Gareth”
“Ok”

“ The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”

“Oooops, I thought you said Green”

by Merv the swerve February 07, 2021

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Cunt-Troll

A controlling roommate who micro manages people's lives and even forbids them from having sex in their own rented room.

Psychologically abusive towards their roommate and has a hobby of cyber bullying others.
Also said person has homophobic tendencies and incapable of understanding bisexuality.

That woman is so nosey and I think she's a cunt-troll.

by nowhere near finished September 17, 2021

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Closet Cunt

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.

I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.

by Redh00d4 November 12, 2019

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