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Wonder Woman Shower

A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.

The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.

The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
by Innocent Byproduct November 3, 2023
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one-hit wonder

The date that you tag once, find out how awful s/he is and don't go back for seconds.
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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Wonder Laker

An exceptionally delicious, dirty concoction, created by a true renaissance man. Born out of a night of binge drinking with an empty fridge. He drew from his background, growing up on the streets of Wonder Lake. His muddy pallet sharpened from drinking hose water out shallow wells near his septic.
He looked in his fridge and saw a chance to bring his childhood to life… Vodka, Orange Juice and Dr. Pepper. The color was filthy like the lake. The Wonder Laker taste was just as he expected; pleasantly tangy, accented with bitter notes, and a dusty cola finish.
by The WL2 October 25, 2025
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what wonderful foot fungus

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I smell You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus

Oh, Yes!
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One Hit Wonder

When “One” bomb “Hits” on an enemy country and then you “Wonder” where that city just went.
When the USA hit Tehran (the capital of Iran) for not complying with Nuclear matters… the USA made them a “one hit wonder” instantly.
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1 inch wonder

A penis which is 1 inch in size
by Idk.coo April 13, 2022
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wonderful shouting

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