When someone runs out in the street wearing an open gray robe, but is naked underneath, and begins shouting, "I'm the Wizard of Hummingham Tower!" Then after getting the attention of the general population, he proceeds to pull a clump of his own pubic hairs, puts them in his mouth, chews, and tries to swallow. Realizing he can't swallow a wad of hair, for he is not the wizard of owl-pellets, he vomits all over the local magistrate, pull his pants down, and jerks him off all over his beard. After about twenty minutes of him repeating this, he is arrested by local authorities.
Nelson: A few days ago, I got so drunk and high, that I pulled a Wizard Shit Lord.
Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
Hollen: Is that why you're calling me from Jail?
by Michael Tollhouse Cookies October 09, 2008
by thewizards September 01, 2008
Using drugs or other types of mind altering substances, usually marijuana.
Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.
Note: with multiple persons "We're off to see the wizard" is also applicable.
by Sebhatu November 30, 2010
John is the grand wizard of the kkk.
by JohnLikesGirls January 16, 2017
Utterly owning someone in Super Smash Bros. Melee using the character Ganondorf. By using his Warlock Punch or Warlock Grab to defeat an opponent, you are entitled to scream, "OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?"
Me-::uses Warlock Punch, wins match::
Friend: Fuck!
Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?
Friend: Fuck!
Me:OH MAN, HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT PURPLE WIZARD PWNAGE!?!?
by Sexy James April 07, 2004
by mkstyles August 09, 2006