by Oofmom May 22, 2018
Get the egg daddy mug.An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.
by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017
Get the Egg Cock mug.When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually
the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019
Get the Boomer Eggs mug.When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
by Jj9356 May 12, 2015
Get the Eggs for breakfast mug.Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017
Get the Egg Noodle mug.A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.
Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."
"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
by J92 September 15, 2016
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