winter jarwood

a massive asshole

wtf your being such a winter jarwood

by jeikbum August 17, 2022

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Winter Break

according to my mom, Winter Break is tons of random math questions, learning a new language, and chores every day

Winter Break is not meant for you to lounge around and do nothing, it is a vacation, which means you must do every chore I do and complete 10 pages of this random math textbook I bought from Costco

by ELLIE_theBean December 21, 2020

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Canadian winter

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it

by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017

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Winter Balls

When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.

Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"

by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021

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The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.

Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”

by Gannimal October 28, 2021

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