one eyed wonder weasel

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

Getting his Weasel Greased

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet

Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased

by Miguele March 28, 2017

Wicked Weasel duck call

This is a phenomenom where a woman wearing a g-string farts causing the thin strip of butt floss to vibrate like a reed and resonnate a sound like a duck call.A similar effect is accomplished by holding a blade of grass between cupped hands and blowing.With a little practice,a wearer can produce sounds that mimic a crow call and a dying rabbit.By adjusting thong tension and sphincter control,notes ranging between E flat and C sharp are possible.

After consuming a big bowl of chili beans,my girlfriend serenaded me with her Wicked Weasel duck call.

by wolfbait51 March 17, 2011

tub ferret /shower weasel

it's the long skinny "animal" consisting of women's hair and soap scum that has accumulated in the tub drain.......often "captured" using a bent coat hanger. Its close relative is the "shower weasel" A poor draining tub or shower is the first sign that you may have a "tub ferret/shower weasel" infestation. Left to husband or boyfriend to remove.

As the water reached my ankles while showering at my girlfriends apartment,I realized she had a "tub ferret /shower weasel" living in the drain.

by chief22 September 25, 2014

gas station weasel

1) a gloryhole; a penis in a hole cut through a gas station bathroom stall

"Me and Tommy we're going to the BP and found a gas station weasel!"

by Kate Kush June 1, 2021

Bop the one-eyed weasel

Verb: To Masturbate.

I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.

'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?

Oh, nothing.

by soggy waffle December 17, 2009

chocolate weasel teaser

a homosexual

Mihalis is a chocolate weasel teaser because he is prone to lubricating his wang and cramming it up the rectum of men, especially those unready or unsuspecting.

by bose February 17, 2004