Microsoft's newest operating system that has strikingly familiar speeds, quirks, and errors to Windows ME. Rumored to be the fastest and most aesthetically pleasing Windows OS yet but proof of these claims have rarely been seen by users. Mostly, an advertising scheme between Microsoft and computer hardware manufacturers to get you to purchase the newest and most expensive components on the market.
example 1:
We are Microsoft.
You and your data will be assimilated into Windows Vista and merged with the non-backwards compatible collective.
Resistance is futile.
Example 2:
MacOS X: Vista Aero... i am your father.
Vista Aero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY AERO ENGINE IS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL! AUTHENTIC, ENERGETIC, REFLECTIVE AND OPEN! REMEMBER?!
MacOS X: Search your feelings... you know it to be true.
Yeah, i use Ubuntu Linux and i'm a nerd... so fucking what?
We are Microsoft.
You and your data will be assimilated into Windows Vista and merged with the non-backwards compatible collective.
Resistance is futile.
Example 2:
MacOS X: Vista Aero... i am your father.
Vista Aero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY AERO ENGINE IS COMPLETELY ORIGINAL! AUTHENTIC, ENERGETIC, REFLECTIVE AND OPEN! REMEMBER?!
MacOS X: Search your feelings... you know it to be true.
Yeah, i use Ubuntu Linux and i'm a nerd... so fucking what?
by nunsgetnakedforjesus April 25, 2008
Get the vista mug.Gaining what appears to be extra length on ones penis by shaving/trimming the pubic hair surrounding the shaft.
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Dude! Ajay Devgan's new movie just came out!
Nice mane, but his name is really Vishal Devgan it is just that Ajay Devgan sounds better.
Dude! That is so typical of bollywood to change a man's name for publicity.
Yeah mane but, ay it worked!
Word.
Nice mane, but his name is really Vishal Devgan it is just that Ajay Devgan sounds better.
Dude! That is so typical of bollywood to change a man's name for publicity.
Yeah mane but, ay it worked!
Word.
by ajay devgan January 22, 2008
Get the vishal devgan mug.The feeling that you are still sober (by the by, you aren't), while being more talkative, loud, and uninhibited.
Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.
How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.
Cause of sober vision: not drinking enough to actually reach the next level of hammered, or you've had a drop too much i suppose. Your opinion of the cause may vary based on what day of the week it is, and your level of alcoholism.
How to be diagnosed: there is no known way to self diagnose sober vision while it is occurring. A friend who is not drunk needs to be there to tell if you're afflicted with sober vision. Once full sobriety is achieved (after breakfast / lunch the next day) you may look back and realize that you were possibly quite a bit drunker than you originally thought you were.
When your debate with that guy escalated into mindless shouting I realized you were sober visioning.
by Hobo-KN November 1, 2010
Get the Sober Vision mug.Beverly Vista, a middle/elementary school filled with koreans and persians. It can also be known as BV.
Person: Hey, welcome to BV, my name is PSY!
Person 1: Hey thanks.
Person2: Your going to Beverly Vista, there are so many koreans and persians there!
Person 1: Hey thanks.
Person2: Your going to Beverly Vista, there are so many koreans and persians there!
by caligurlkaty January 14, 2013
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The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".
First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.
The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".
First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.
"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."
by Marty May 13, 2005
Get the Visible Landing Strip (VLS) mug.A person with a great sense of humour, and gets a lot of work done. He is often picked first on teams, due to his athletic prowess, and is a very nice person to be around. If you see a Vish, make the most out of it, he'll be a good friend to you.
Kelly: Ugh! I can't believe my boyfriend! He's been acting sooo annoying!
Timmy: Why don't you ask Vish about it? I'm sure he can help!
Kelly: Great Idea!
Timmy: Why don't you ask Vish about it? I'm sure he can help!
Kelly: Great Idea!
by UpOnTheFlipside23 April 27, 2022
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