Virginia driver’s license

Losing your virginity

Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 25, 2021

Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021

West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”

I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs

by ODie419 August 10, 2022

West Virginia hubcap

When one crack head blows crack into another crack heads ass

Those crack heads just gave each other a West Virginia hubcap

by Tert1156 November 28, 2022

West Virginia hubcap

When one crack head blows crack smoke up another crack heads ass

That crack head just gave his best bud a West Virginia hubcap.

by Tert1156 November 28, 2022

Virginia College

a Private for-profit college located primarily in the southeastern United States.

Virginia College was the best

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022

Virginia

A girl who when in a group of people acts extroverted and shit but when you talk to her 1 on 1 she says 1 word for every 5 sentences you say. When she has time alone she'll pull out her phone and scroll through Twitter/Instagram, if you ask her what she is looking at she shuts off her phone and tilts it away with a guilty look on her face. She is a straight A+ student and will complain if she has less than 105% for an overall grade.

Person: Hey Virginia! How you doing?
Virginia: Shitty.
Person: Well uh, what are you doing?
Virginia:
Person: What I'm doing is just reading this book.
Virginia: Don't talk to me, my English grade is at a lowly 101%
Person: OMG! that is so good! I could never
Virginia:
Person: Your so good at English you know?
Virginia:
Person:

by SnowHikari April 30, 2022