u.d.

urban dictionary; fake urban slang that does not exist

Yo - did you hear that white suburban nigga try to be badass? Must have picked it from the u.d.

by Joe. K December 6, 2003

L.U.D's

Large Upper Dimensions. Used to describe a girl with big boobs. Usually used in more formal settings and situations where more laid back terminology can't be used.

-"Dam, that girl is sportin' some fine L.U.D's right there"
-- "Yeah, and not too mention some sexy D.S.L's to go with em"

by Dumptruck Smrown February 6, 2009

B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R.

Bitch
U
Do
What
Ever
I
Say
Every
Rip

B.U.D.W.E.I.S.E.R. was used to defeat Eminem in a freestyle battle. It's also pretty funny.

by soulbrotha06 October 7, 2009

Uduak

Sexy

Black guy is uduak

by Uduak July 19, 2012

UDU

UDU stands for Urban Dictionary University which is by far the most advanced and sophisticated of all the online universities. Provides degrees in street smarts, urban language, ebonics, and most any topic no matter if it is benign or utterly disgusting. Unlike most online degree programs, UDU is priced fairly for the quality of education it provides. Although no employers officially hire UDU graduates at this time the degree could still have the potential to get you laid, make a good joke, understand street speak and possible prevent you from getting your ass kicked for unknowingly insulting the wrong person.

If you wanna get a real education just go to UDU and learn some stuff you can actually use. Don't worry if you don't get it all at first because rejection is part of the fun. And as they say "don't take it personal" because most definitions are rejected like this one most likely will be ;)

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Suck my udder

Kind of like the female equivalent of "suck my balls",
However when someone says this it can be an insult to themselves.

Boy: Suck my balls, you whore
Girl: Suck my udder, you cow

by LandLawad June 14, 2009

UDT

Acronym: Urban Dictionary Thumbers

An individual acting alone, or part of an organized group, for the purpose of manipulating the UD thumb rating system. This is often done to political or other controversial definitions.

I hate that stinker Obama, so I joined the anti-Obama UDT group.

by tallcoolone August 12, 2009