Two cakes

A couple of fools laying in a sheet less bed eating each other's buttholes and being all cute

Yo bro dis vro and his scooter girl are just two cakes

by ShortieWatsup August 6, 2017

in-two-ruptor

A person who, in what is no doubt an effort to look as knowledgeable as another in a given conversation, gives up listening and tries with their allotted conversational brainpower to predict the last two (sometimes one when they are feeling lax) words of your sentence. once predicted, they will try to time themselves saying it on top of you doing so, allegedly establishing their knowledge on whatever you're talking about.

No man i tried to talk to him about the sales but every time i would present an idea he showed brazenly how much of an in-two-ruptor he is and then just shook his head and presented his own. guys a fucking tool bag.

by skwerley October 7, 2009

Two blood

When a women has her period, so you rupture her an us causing it to bleed. Thus having two bloods.

It was felicias time of the month. So she'looks get two bloods tonight. Jsargent

by Jsargent March 19, 2016

Walden Two

Utopian novel. Walden Two by B.F. Skinner, psychology professor at the famous Harvard University, father of behavioral psychology, the method of behavioral reinforcement and programmed learning, is a comprehensive summary of Skinner's research on the possibilities of human coexistence.

B. F. Skinner was the most prominent representative of behaviorism in the united states, operant conditioning coined the term, invented the so-called programmed learning and wrote the highly regarded worldwide utopian novel Walden Two.

by WhatsNewPussyCat August 23, 2014

two thot

A reference to the absolute banger 1Thot 2 Thot Red Thot Blue Thot by Yung Gravy. Not quite as good as a one thot.

McCasual is honestly such a two thot.

by yunggravy March 10, 2019

two sheep

the eastern europian way to say TWO SHITS.

for two sheep i fuck off back home me, two sheep

by sky high March 10, 2009

Two In The Chamber

The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.

Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.

by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021