Brazilian Two-headed Dragon

When, while eating out a girl's asshole, she farts in your mouth, but you hold it in your mouth and she gives you head. As you climax, she holds a lighter to your mouth and takes her dick out of your mouth. When you cum, stretch your arms out and roar, breathing onto the lighter flame and lighting the fart, and perform a cumshot on her face, thus mimicing a two-headed dragon.

"Mate, why does your breath smell of burnt shit?"

"Oh sorry man, Lucy made me do my Brazilian Two-headed Dragon impression."

"...that's fucked up, dude."

by The Notorious M.A.T. July 23, 2017

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ten to two bird

Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.

Jon hadnt pulled anything all night, the last resort was the 10 to 2 birds.

by spikeyperson September 15, 2005

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twenty-two

When a man is kicked in the testicles, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.

"That guy got twenty-twoed."

by Bubba Johnson July 23, 2006

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two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006

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two-faced

a person that smiles in your face and then turn around and talk bad about you

Man, i didnt kno that Dakea could be so two-faced

by kyria a.k.a. mrs.deeva May 5, 2005

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The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004

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