Turkish Quandale Dingle

A character from the "Tik Tok Rizz Party" who dances in the right side of the screen, and is easily characterized by his large nose, short black hair, dark eyes, and black outfit.

Bro, Turkish Quandale Dingle be pulling all 10/10's at the Tik Tok Rizz Party!

by The Meme Teacher May 31, 2024

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

Turkish Maintenance

Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."

Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.

Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."

by sparklingdark December 17, 2016

Turkish tootsie roll

When you’re fingering a chicks ass and you pull your finger out covered in shit put it in her mouth and make her chew on it like a tootsie roll

Dude last night I gave Montana a Turkish tootsie roll and she puked all over me

by Clem cadiddlehopper January 27, 2021

Turkish shovel

When you scoop the feces out of someone's buttcrack with your penis.

I made sure not to wipe so Liam could give me a turkish shovel.

by Futalover67 September 15, 2025

Turkish Dinner Dish

A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.

Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.

by ProudGateKeeper December 8, 2024