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troll land 

troll land: the place where pathetic lonely angry trolls who own a computer live. They will subsequently invite you in to feed off your anger, lack of self control or restraint. And then make fun of you once you do. Further infuriating you and your delusional apathetic compliant belief system.
ex1. !@#$ troll sucked me into troll land again, I'm so stupid!

ex2. what do you mean lady gaga is a talentedless, media whore? Why don't you get a life you !@#$ piece of !@#$, and go !@#$ yourself, your mom is a !@#$ !@#$ bag of !@#$ I hope you !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ and your !@#$ dog, too! !@#$ you!
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Troll Syndrom 

A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.

Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
Troll Syndrom by The collectiveish September 6, 2010
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Troll phobia

Fear of driving over bridges due to the belief that trolls live underneath them.
I screamed as I drove over the bridge because of my troll phobia
Troll phobia by Troll hater August 22, 2012

troll alliance 

A group better known as "The Unhappy Virgins For Life Society" started as a one boy group now a whopping two boy group. Backstreet Boys are jealous of there fanbase.
Hi, I'm a Troll Alliance(Virgin) please have sex with me.
troll alliance by Jarp July 29, 2004

troll jacked 

adj often executed by the notrious /b/ community/4chan'ers alike (though definitely not limited to), it is when a group of people take over a online thread using fake/temporary user names/accounts and create inflamatory posts for the purposes of eliciting anger for their own amusement.
CNN had posted a controversial article but their comment thread was troll jacked by 4chan'ers with statements that made people angry and uncomfortable.
troll jacked by xblindx September 2, 2010

Troll view 

Watching something just because its awfulness is so compelling. For people without any discernible talent, troll views are a valid and even desirable form of attention.
Charlie Sheen may have gotten more than 2 million followers on Twitter but 90 percent of those are troll views.
Troll view by demz taters March 30, 2011

Troll Roll 

When one is sent to an Internet site or video of the Troll Song (Trololol song) as a prank, similar to Rick Rolling.
I troll rolled my friend yesterday