toe inferno

when you stubb your toe so hard you can literally feel it jettison into another dimension with the pain that is a swirling inferno of the little digit

Jim: *stubbs toe*
Jim's toe: DUDE WTF I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RN I AM LITERALLY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOE INFERNO

by The Last Duck Bender August 6, 2015

Toe-booger

(tōˈboŏgər); noun. The greyish-black substance that amasses between the appendages of a human foot; an accumulation of sweat residue, debris, and/or sock lint that releases an unpleasant odor.

His feet smell terrible! He must have a lot of toe-boogers.

by toebooger May 6, 2012

squeaky toe

When you finger a girl with your big toe right after she has douched, thus leaving your toe squeaky clean and smelling like Garden Flowers or Original Scent.

Friend #1: How was your date with Jessica last night?

Friend #2: It was great! I was playing video games so all I could do is finger her with my toes.

Friend#1: WHOA! Did she give you a squeaky toe?

Friend #2: Mountain Pine scent!

Friend #1: Lucky!!

by LukasKares August 29, 2017

MOE TOE

Another version of the moose knuckle or plum smuggler.

Monty sure had his Moe Toe out today

by darbre2 July 29, 2010

toe-gina

the area between your big toe and index toe.

Shoot my toe-gina hurts from these flip flops.

by lv2bsilly October 16, 2010

Toe Jeans

jeans that are so small, they only fit over your big toe.

Meghan: Hey! These jeans would look so good on you! Size 000!
Jessie: Um, yeah, if i wanted a new pair of toe jeans!

by Nellie Bryt February 21, 2012

TOE FRO

Toe fro is a fro (afro) of hairs of your toes...

Woooh look at danz toes! they look so 80s ! Hes got the toe fro from narm!!

by Slim amie July 14, 2015